My Fantasy Date MFD: Hello, I'm your Fantasy Date tonight. Nice to meet you. LL: Hi. I must say, you are very attractive. In fact, you are considerably more attractive than anyone I have ever gone out with. MFD: Thanks for saying so. I am also well-groomed and I smell good. LL: Are you on a dating site? How did you find me? MFD: It's beshert! Nah, I read your terrific bio online. Your pictures are really cute and your fake age is easily believable. And, I'm a feminist. LL: Cool. What about you? What do you like to do in your free time? MFD: Hey, I am your Fantasy Date. Our interests, politics and outlook on life are absolutely compatible. Besides, I'd much rather pretend to be interested in what you have to say. LL:: Well, um, er . . . MFD: . . . don't worry at all about making a good impression. I like you a lot already. LL: This is turning out very well. Did you have anything in mind to do this evening? MFD: Dinner and theater? I'm thinking either sushi or Middle Eastern. Then, would you prefer a big downtown musical or a little off-loop storefront production? I have heard great things about both. If you prefer, we can stay home. I'll cook dinner, then we can make out.
My Fantasy Date MFD: Hello, I'm your Fantasy Date tonight. Nice to meet you. LL: Hi. I must say, you are very attractive. In fact, you are considerably more attractive than anyone I have ever gone out with. MFD: Thanks for saying so. I am also well-groomed and I smell good. LL: Are you on a dating site? How did you find me? MFD: It's beshert! Nah, I read your terrific bio online. Your pictures are really cute and your fake age is easily believable. And, I'm a feminist. LL: Cool. What about you? What do you like to do in your free time? MFD: Hey, I am your Fantasy Date. Our interests, politics and outlook on life are absolutely compatible. Besides, I'd much rather pretend to be interested in what you have to say. LL:: Well, um, er . . . MFD: . . . don't worry at all about making a good impression. I like you a lot already. LL: This is turning out very well. Did you have anything in mind to do this evening? MFD: Dinner and theater? I'm thinking either sushi or Middle Eastern. Then, would you prefer a big downtown musical or a little off-loop storefront production? I have heard great things about both. If you prefer, we can stay home. I'll cook dinner, then we can make out.